Friday, April 20, 2012
Sunday, April 1, 2012
My sister and her friends had brought me to the mall and forced me to become a pretty girl. All day I've found myself checking out guys too! What had she done to me?! I finally pulled her aside and asked her.
"What's going on? Why do I find myself wanting to be kissed and go down on boys that we see?"
"Aw my little sissy sister. Those are the hypnotic suggestions kicking in."
"What? Well what am I supposed to do?"
"Get out there and start flirting! Maybe you can land a boyfriend then you'll really be one of the girls!"