Saturday, June 9, 2012

Mother "Daughter" Moment

I was getting ready for the beach one morning. I had on my bikini which I was going to hide under my clothes. Before I could finish getting dressed my mom walks in.
"Honey, what are you wearing?"
"... Ok may as well tell you. It's my bathing suite mom. I've been living as a girl outside of the house for a while now."
"Oh dear do your two friends going with you know?"
"Of course. Amanda has been helping by being my girly mentor and bff."
"And the boy?"
"He's sorta my..."
"Oh wow my daughter is pretty enough to land a boyfriend! Have you two..."
"Mom! No we haven't but I'm thinking I want him to... take my..."
"After you get back we are going shopping and getting you some sexy lingerie to. I'll help my sweet sissy son lose her virginity to her boyfriend."

Sunday, April 1, 2012

My sister and her friends had brought me to the mall and forced me to become a pretty girl. All day I've found myself checking out guys too! What had she done to me?! I finally pulled her aside and asked her.
"What's going on? Why do I find myself wanting to be kissed and go down on boys that we see?"
"Aw my little sissy sister. Those are the hypnotic suggestions kicking in."
"What? Well what am I supposed to do?"
"Get out there and start flirting! Maybe you can land a boyfriend then you'll really be one of the girls!"

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

This is actually funny

Im talking with this kid who thinks he can control me. Honeslty we all know I'm a slut but this boy has been interesting the art couple days and now he wants to do this. I can't fully explain, but i just wanted to prelude this story.More soon